-=ABOUT=-

Team3k is a mysterious group of mystery. Behold its members, in reverse alphabetical order!

Sergio

• NAME: Sergio Cornaga
• ROLE: Lemon Merchant / Co-founder
• HP: 128
• MIGHT: 3
• AGILITY: 5
• CUNNING: 9
• WHEREWITHAL: 7
• SPECIAL TALENT: Can convert others' drawings of penises into drawings of other things, with hilarious results.
• SIGNATURE MOVE: Narcotic Jackhammer
• PARTIAL GAMEOGRAPHY: Eyeball: Trinity of Evil, You Have To Go Down The Hole, Blueman, Bluegirl

Mark

• NAME: Mark Gobbin
• ROLE: Keeper of the Cheese / Co-founder
• HP: 50
• MIGHT: 8
• AGILITY: 8
• CUNNING: 9
• WHEREWITHAL: 2
• SPECIAL TALENT: Chasing rabbits naked across a field. It's the rabbits that are naked.
• SIGNATURE MOVE: Spectacularly unsuccessful hack
• PARTIAL GAMEOGRAPHY: Avatar Races, World War XXVII: The return of Alan Turing Returns, A Semester Break Carol

Leiyam

• NAME: Liam Bowen
• ROLE: Cave Story Troll / Co-founder
• HP: 120
• MIGHT: 8
• AGILITY: 4
• CUNNING: -3
• WHEREWITHAL: 8
• SPECIAL TALENT: Liam Logic
• SIGNATURE MOVE: Cartridge Blow
• PARTIAL GAMEOGRAPHY: FUN GAEM, Kocmoca

Bibin

• NAME: Mike "Bibin" M.
• ROLE: Super Power Laser / Co-founder
• HP: 145
• MIGHT: 6
• AGILITY: 8
• CUNNING: 7
• WHEREWITHAL: 6
• SPECIAL TALENT: Mega Beam
• SIGNATURE MOVE: Hat Throw
• PARTIAL GAMEOGRAPHY: HatMan, Mr. Sloppy, My Distraction, The Amazing McDoggycat

Aaron

• NAME: AaronKI
• ROLE: Spambot Assassin / Unwillingly Dragged Along for the Adventure
• HP: 100
• MIGHT: 2
• AGILITY: 3
• CUNNING: 7
• WHEREWITHAL: 4
• SPECIAL TALENT: Animated Backgrounds
• SIGNATURE MOVE: Not Working on Flapperball DX / Summon Duck
• PARTIAL GAMEOGRAPHY: Cardboard Box Simulator, Flapperball, Duck Fight series

And... You?

Former teatons minions and other strange Internet folks are welcome to apply to join Team3k if they want to. Email teamthreethousand(at)gmail.com if that's the case.